Mostly slathered in barbecue sauce, but they’re not that picky. This disturbing video was sent in by our plucky new Investigator, Cameron. Thanks, Cam!


Cthulhu took a wrong turn at the Miskatonic. Now the townspeople are nervous.

Feeding Cthulhu was bad enough. The diaper changes were enough to make your skin crawl.

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Seriously, he’s all messed up.

You turn a corner and before you stands Cthulhu, High Priest of the Old Ones. You have no choice but to fight it with your sword.


(Oh hell. You’re dead. Don’t even bother rolling the dice. Tear out this page and eat it. Burn this book. Check yourself into your nearest mental health facility).

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Cthulhu will feast on your soul just as soon as he can extract himself from this frightfully restrictive and monolithic conveyance. You’ve been warned.

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In consolation, a lot of Republicans think Obama is some kind of otherworldly demon that will usher in the apocalypse. In a sense, the electorate is just getting softened up for an eventual Cthulhu campaign win.