November 2012


You turn a corner and before you stands Cthulhu, High Priest of the Old Ones. You have no choice but to fight it with your sword.

CTHULHU
SKILL 66   STAMINA 666

(Oh hell. You’re dead. Don’t even bother rolling the dice. Tear out this page and eat it. Burn this book. Check yourself into your nearest mental health facility).

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Cthulhu will feast on your soul just as soon as he can extract himself from this frightfully restrictive and monolithic conveyance. You’ve been warned.

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In consolation, a lot of Republicans think Obama is some kind of otherworldly demon that will usher in the apocalypse. In a sense, the electorate is just getting softened up for an eventual Cthulhu campaign win.

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