Cthulhu on YouTube

Not the Bible. Perish the thought. We’re referring to the Necronomicon.

But if you’re having trouble getting hold of a copy, you can always buy my good book, The Detective vs. the Slime Monster from Outer Space: a great read for the Halloween season.


Or this will happen to you.

It’s like wallowing around in a Cradle of Filth. Not very hygeinic.